Form Letters: Not All Bad

[richlayers]

Dear Ms. Rachel Ayers,

Thank you so much for submitting your email To A Real, Personal Friend. We value the opportunity to read every email from senders such as yourself. You should know we receive upwards of 10 emails daily, from such varied sources as "Deerfield Wine Tasting Events", "Gooddeals Weekly e-letter", "Netflix Receiving", "Facebook/Livejournal notifications", and "my uncle who loves to send spam but never a personalized email." We have reviewed your email in comparison to these many submissions and have decided that your email is EXACTLY RIGHT for our purposes. Thank you SO MUCH for your contribution.

Sincerely,

Lady T. Publishing

Comments

[ladytairngire.livejournal.com]

On a related note, I thoroughly enjoyed the first installment of your critique of my manuscript. For it's own sake. Meaning, it's cool to have someone comment on your writing, but the comments themselves were so enjoyable that I can't wait for the next one just so I can giggle that much over mail again.

[richlayers.livejournal.com]

I do my best to keep it lively! :)