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World Dominance: A Guide (Part II)
Feb. 9th, 2007 08:55 amPart I
Now, you’ve started to get your act together. You may have gotten some local (and myspace) name recognition. You’re reading up on your Rulers of the Past. All your money is going toward that education.* What’s next?
It’s vital to concentrate on your personality. Your charm and charisma will get you places that threats will never take you. Although money is quite the wheel greaser, you’ll still need to be able to convince people that you mean what you say. If you tell someone that the sky is green and they don’t believe you, you still need to work on this.
You really need to get the cash flow going. I recommend going both legally and illegally. Legally especially if you haven’t revealed your big plans, and also advisable as a shell within which to conceal the less legal aspects of your business.
For starters I suggest going Non-profit. People are eager to trust "non-profit" organizations, because it’s clear that they aren’t out for their own best interest. However, it’s relatively easy to funnel money out of those accounts and into your very own profit organization. Many a profitable non-profit organization has gotten away with this; you can, too.
With some consideration, you should be able to play the stock market at a profit. I have no further advice to offer on this aspect of the plan.
Onto the illegal** stuff. By now, you should at the very least be looking into scams. “There’s a sucker born every minute,” a somewhat-ridiculous-but-working-in-a-circus-so-it-made-sense man once said, and you should be taking advantage of that. Sure, start off with street stuff. Con people out of the money for gas and those bumper stickers. But you need to move up, and quickly. I’m talking Nigerian Scam scale. Social Security number scale. The bigger the better; petty theft isn’t the way to go. Remember: if it’s not worth making a movie about, it’s not worth your time.
Just don’t get caught. That would not be at all productive to your goals.
Basically, you need to build up that capital that I’ve spoken of before. It is absolutely vital to Part III that you have the proper resources. If you can’t get into the millionaire category, you at least need a ready supply of cash and the ability to get more, quickly. How you do this is up to you: bank robberies, diamond trade, drugs, arms, whatever. Just remember—Get Rich Quick schemes that work are never legal.
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*Student loans are a good idea here; you won't need to pay them back once you are In Charge of Everything.
**and far more interesting
Part III
Part IV
Now, you’ve started to get your act together. You may have gotten some local (and myspace) name recognition. You’re reading up on your Rulers of the Past. All your money is going toward that education.* What’s next?
It’s vital to concentrate on your personality. Your charm and charisma will get you places that threats will never take you. Although money is quite the wheel greaser, you’ll still need to be able to convince people that you mean what you say. If you tell someone that the sky is green and they don’t believe you, you still need to work on this.
You really need to get the cash flow going. I recommend going both legally and illegally. Legally especially if you haven’t revealed your big plans, and also advisable as a shell within which to conceal the less legal aspects of your business.
For starters I suggest going Non-profit. People are eager to trust "non-profit" organizations, because it’s clear that they aren’t out for their own best interest. However, it’s relatively easy to funnel money out of those accounts and into your very own profit organization. Many a profitable non-profit organization has gotten away with this; you can, too.
With some consideration, you should be able to play the stock market at a profit. I have no further advice to offer on this aspect of the plan.
Onto the illegal** stuff. By now, you should at the very least be looking into scams. “There’s a sucker born every minute,” a somewhat-ridiculous-but-working-in-a-circus-so-it-made-sense man once said, and you should be taking advantage of that. Sure, start off with street stuff. Con people out of the money for gas and those bumper stickers. But you need to move up, and quickly. I’m talking Nigerian Scam scale. Social Security number scale. The bigger the better; petty theft isn’t the way to go. Remember: if it’s not worth making a movie about, it’s not worth your time.
Just don’t get caught. That would not be at all productive to your goals.
Basically, you need to build up that capital that I’ve spoken of before. It is absolutely vital to Part III that you have the proper resources. If you can’t get into the millionaire category, you at least need a ready supply of cash and the ability to get more, quickly. How you do this is up to you: bank robberies, diamond trade, drugs, arms, whatever. Just remember—Get Rich Quick schemes that work are never legal.
__________________________________________________________
*Student loans are a good idea here; you won't need to pay them back once you are In Charge of Everything.
**and far more interesting
Part III
Part IV
