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Important Women's Health Issue:


-Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
-Do you suffer from shyness?
-Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Medical Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:
-The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
-The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
-The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse without spitting.
-The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

Date: 2009-09-24 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolitabonita.livejournal.com
Haha! I had Mexican food for lunch and I could see people having margaritas! Alas, I figured it wouldn't help my job performance if I partook. Damn!

Date: 2009-09-24 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilychild.livejournal.com
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2009-09-24 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladytairngire.livejournal.com
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them

Best.Side.Effect.EVER.

Date: 2009-09-24 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darklingwoods.livejournal.com
*giggles* oh thank you for this, I'm still laughing!!!

Date: 2009-09-25 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dscotton.livejournal.com
They work for men too!

Date: 2009-09-25 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daoinesidh.livejournal.com
Good lord ... this is the medicine I need! :)

Date: 2009-09-26 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I prefer to use prescription strength Irish Car Bombs. Take two or three and don't worry about calling anyone in the morning.

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