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Jul. 28th, 2009 11:30 am76 Questions you've probably never been asked
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First thing you wash in the shower?
my hair
What color is your favorite hoodie?
turquoise
would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
for the rest of my life
Do you plan outfits?
yeah... like maybe four minutes before I put them on
How are you feeling RIGHT now?
hungry and lazy
What’s the closest thing to you that's red?
dried roses that Chris gave me
Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I dreamed about trying to find a door to get out of a room and crawling out a window instead.
Did you meet anybody new today?
not yet
What are you craving right now?
oreos and icy cold milk
Do you floss?
yes
What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Irish
Are you emotional?
I like to think of myself as balanced.
Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I lost count somewhere around 750 when I got an MRI
Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
spoon it
Do you like your hair?
yeah but it needs a cut!
Do you like yourself?
yes
Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Is he paying? Can we keep it quick?
What are you listening to right now?
the sounds of fidgeting
Are your parents strict?
not particularly.
Would you go sky diving?
yes!
Do you like cottage cheese?
sometimes.
Have you ever met a celebrity?
Randall Monroe, Rebecca St. James, Chuck Palaniuk, T.A. Barron
Do you rent movies often?
More likely to borrow them from the library, but I did get a free rental card for Blockbuster in the mail today.
Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Half my clothes and most of my jewelry.
Have you made a prank phone call?
yes
Ever been on a train?
no
Brown or white eggs?
Either or both
Do you have a cell phone?
yes
Do you use chap stick?
yes
Do you own a gun?
technically....
Can you use chop sticks?
pretty well
Who are you going to be with tonight?
Chris
Are you too forgiving?
Why not?
Ever been in love?
Yes.
What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
Going to Newton....
Ever have cream puffs?
Maybe?
Last time you cried?
watching the Buffy episode where Jenny dies
What was the last question you asked?
How was your night?
Favorite time of the year?
spring and fall and winter...
Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet
Are you sarcastic?
No, NEVER!
Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
yes
Ever walked into a wall?
More like: bumped into a doorframe.
Favorite color?
buttercup yellow
Have you ever slapped someone?
I'm more of a puncher
Is your hair curly?
depends on the humidity
What was the last CD you bought?
Collective Soul - Afterwords
Do your looks matter?
To some extent
Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Cheated on a test - yes
Cheated on me - ... hard to say
Is your phone bill sky high?
Naw it's not bad.
Do you like your life right now?
I'm pretty sure I do most of the time. Except every once in a while when I get a 93 on a take and wonder what I'm doing with myself....
Do you sleep with the TV on?
no
Can you handle the truth?
Yes. And I'm getting a yoohoo.
Do you have good vision?
Once my contacts are in...
Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Tricky.... When I'm walking through a jostling crowd and someone steps on my foot or elbows me and I don't think I'm going to come out alive... when someone cuts me off in traffic... when I watch the news... I'm pretty sure at those times I dislike humanity. Does that count as more than three people?
How often do you talk on the phone?
not often and not for long. (except once in a while)
The last person you held hands with?
Chris
What are you wearing?
pajamas
What is your favorite animal?
elephant
Where was your default picture taken at?
Elizabeth's wedding
Can you hula hoop?
It's been a loooong time.
Do you have a job?
I will in three weeks....
What was the most recent thing you bought?
Dinner at Taco Bell.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
I... I recently had a dream about it....
Copy and paste the below into a new note...and share!
First thing you wash in the shower?
my hair
What color is your favorite hoodie?
turquoise
would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
for the rest of my life
Do you plan outfits?
yeah... like maybe four minutes before I put them on
How are you feeling RIGHT now?
hungry and lazy
What’s the closest thing to you that's red?
dried roses that Chris gave me
Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I dreamed about trying to find a door to get out of a room and crawling out a window instead.
Did you meet anybody new today?
not yet
What are you craving right now?
oreos and icy cold milk
Do you floss?
yes
What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Irish
Are you emotional?
I like to think of myself as balanced.
Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I lost count somewhere around 750 when I got an MRI
Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
spoon it
Do you like your hair?
yeah but it needs a cut!
Do you like yourself?
yes
Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Is he paying? Can we keep it quick?
What are you listening to right now?
the sounds of fidgeting
Are your parents strict?
not particularly.
Would you go sky diving?
yes!
Do you like cottage cheese?
sometimes.
Have you ever met a celebrity?
Randall Monroe, Rebecca St. James, Chuck Palaniuk, T.A. Barron
Do you rent movies often?
More likely to borrow them from the library, but I did get a free rental card for Blockbuster in the mail today.
Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Half my clothes and most of my jewelry.
Have you made a prank phone call?
yes
Ever been on a train?
no
Brown or white eggs?
Either or both
Do you have a cell phone?
yes
Do you use chap stick?
yes
Do you own a gun?
technically....
Can you use chop sticks?
pretty well
Who are you going to be with tonight?
Chris
Are you too forgiving?
Why not?
Ever been in love?
Yes.
What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
Going to Newton....
Ever have cream puffs?
Maybe?
Last time you cried?
watching the Buffy episode where Jenny dies
What was the last question you asked?
How was your night?
Favorite time of the year?
spring and fall and winter...
Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet
Are you sarcastic?
No, NEVER!
Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
yes
Ever walked into a wall?
More like: bumped into a doorframe.
Favorite color?
buttercup yellow
Have you ever slapped someone?
I'm more of a puncher
Is your hair curly?
depends on the humidity
What was the last CD you bought?
Collective Soul - Afterwords
Do your looks matter?
To some extent
Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Cheated on a test - yes
Cheated on me - ... hard to say
Is your phone bill sky high?
Naw it's not bad.
Do you like your life right now?
I'm pretty sure I do most of the time. Except every once in a while when I get a 93 on a take and wonder what I'm doing with myself....
Do you sleep with the TV on?
no
Can you handle the truth?
Yes. And I'm getting a yoohoo.
Do you have good vision?
Once my contacts are in...
Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Tricky.... When I'm walking through a jostling crowd and someone steps on my foot or elbows me and I don't think I'm going to come out alive... when someone cuts me off in traffic... when I watch the news... I'm pretty sure at those times I dislike humanity. Does that count as more than three people?
How often do you talk on the phone?
not often and not for long. (except once in a while)
The last person you held hands with?
Chris
What are you wearing?
pajamas
What is your favorite animal?
elephant
Where was your default picture taken at?
Elizabeth's wedding
Can you hula hoop?
It's been a loooong time.
Do you have a job?
I will in three weeks....
What was the most recent thing you bought?
Dinner at Taco Bell.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
I... I recently had a dream about it....
Cookies in Bed
Jul. 18th, 2009 12:27 amI still think of this every time I have a late night snack. On impulse I looked it up tonight:
N&F TSHIRTS!
Jul. 13th, 2009 10:59 pmHey all! We've got a con coming up (Connecticon 2009 in Hartford Ct, July 31, Aug 1, Aug 2) and Aaron and I wanted to sell some shirts! These are 3 designs we've come up with! Would you buy any of them? Multiple designs? Hate them all? We need feedback! :)
The price of each would be $20, which includes S&H if people wanted one and couldn't make it to the con. Sizes would be M, L, XL, and XXL. Black shirt with white type on a fruit of the loom 50/50 Tee. :)
The price of each would be $20, which includes S&H if people wanted one and couldn't make it to the con. Sizes would be M, L, XL, and XXL. Black shirt with white type on a fruit of the loom 50/50 Tee. :)
elephant ride
Jul. 6th, 2009 11:20 pm
Even this, the most boring picture I took tonight, still wins because IT HAS ELEPHANTS.
Speak Not the Name!
Jul. 4th, 2009 11:59 pmSo, another theatre dream, two in a row! I wonder what that means.
This time I dreamed that Gil cast me as about 6 minor roles in Macbeth. I'm not even sure there are six minor roles that could be cast as one person but there you have it. However, this time I didn't even get to the first read through before I woke up.
This time I dreamed that Gil cast me as about 6 minor roles in Macbeth. I'm not even sure there are six minor roles that could be cast as one person but there you have it. However, this time I didn't even get to the first read through before I woke up.
Wendy Moira Angela Darling
Jul. 3rd, 2009 11:00 amI had a dream that I went away for the weekend, and when I got home I found out I'd been cast as Wendy in Peter Pan. Dr. Allan was directing and I can only imagine, now that I'm awake, that Lucy must have been playing Peter. We only got as far as blocking before I woke up, but strangely enough the set was already almost done. They were still debating on whether or not we'd actually rig harnesses to do some flying.
It made me miss theatre. Or maybe it made me miss flying. Hard to say.
It made me miss theatre. Or maybe it made me miss flying. Hard to say.
Songs I Can Never Get Too Much of Part 5
Jul. 2nd, 2009 12:41 pmThe Nixons. How did I ever discover the Nixons? They blur into a bunch of music and bands that my high school friends introduced me to, force-feeding me music on car trips to Bartlesville, OK for my own good. Trips to the nearest Hastings or the sad little mall that was the closest (about an hour away) thing to shopping available to my high school town of Independence, Kansas.
Last night I found the refrain of one of their songs (Blackout) running through my head, and realized it was a fairly common occurrence. Although I don't listen to them often any more, the Nixons are as appealing to me now as they ever were.
One of my favorites, Don't Cry:
Last night I found the refrain of one of their songs (Blackout) running through my head, and realized it was a fairly common occurrence. Although I don't listen to them often any more, the Nixons are as appealing to me now as they ever were.
One of my favorites, Don't Cry:
Draw Your Own Conclusion
Jun. 24th, 2009 11:02 amAnother take that amused me:
Q. Trooper, was the defendant obviously drunk when you arrested her?
DEFENSE COUNSEL: Objection your honor it calls for a conclusion.
THE COURT: Sustained.
Q. Trooper, when you stopped the defendant were your red and blue lights flashing?
A. Yes, ma'am.
Q. Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A. Yes, ma'am.
Q. What did she say?
A. "What disco am I at?"
Q. Trooper, was the defendant obviously drunk when you arrested her?
DEFENSE COUNSEL: Objection your honor it calls for a conclusion.
THE COURT: Sustained.
Q. Trooper, when you stopped the defendant were your red and blue lights flashing?
A. Yes, ma'am.
Q. Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A. Yes, ma'am.
Q. What did she say?
A. "What disco am I at?"
Grounds for Marriage
Jun. 23rd, 2009 10:38 pmOne of the steno takes that I've been working on -- hilarious!
Q. What happened to your right eye?
A. Oh, got shot.
Q. What was that all about?
A. It was with my ex-wife.
Q. She shot you in the face?
A. Right.
Q. I assume you got a divorce from her after that?
A. No.
Q. How long did you stay married?
A. About six months we hadn't been married when this happened.
Q. Oh you weren't married? She shot you and you got married afterwards?
A. Yes.
Q. What happened to your right eye?
A. Oh, got shot.
Q. What was that all about?
A. It was with my ex-wife.
Q. She shot you in the face?
A. Right.
Q. I assume you got a divorce from her after that?
A. No.
Q. How long did you stay married?
A. About six months we hadn't been married when this happened.
Q. Oh you weren't married? She shot you and you got married afterwards?
A. Yes.
